What came through the departmental [e-]mail

I’ve a feeling that I’m only inviting uninvited responses and spam from posting this. I might take this off, depending on the reactions. This isn’t something that’s appropriate for my blog!

—–Original Message—–
From: TEACHING OFFICE LADY XXX
Sent: 16 November 2006 09:07
To: CEP Env Tech
Subject: Cash for Sex!

Hi Guys

I've had a few replies to this but it's not me that you need to contact, it's STUDENT XXX.  Could you get in touch with her.  Much as I like to know about my students, your sex life isn't really an area I'm crazy about, so no (more) zany quips about your proficiency please!

Thank you very much!

—–Original Message—–
From: STUDENT XXX
Sent: 15 November 2006 17:17
To: TEACHING OFFICE LADY XYZ
Subject: Cash for Sex!

Dear TEACHING OFFICE LADY XXX,

Please could you forward this message to the class.  My friend is doing a survey for Cambridge University on a brand of condoms and she is looking for one hundred couples to try out the condoms and fill in the survey.  The survey needs to be sent to a residential address (it is not done through email), you don't have to put in your name when you fill it in, AND YOU GET £100 if you fill it in and send it back. This is not a joke, and the money is guaranteed.  So if anyone is interested please could they email me their address asap……