Wanna get shiny teeth?

I don’t suppose anyone would take to blogging about the affairs of tooth-brushing. But this I simply have to mention. It’s about my toothpaste… my new tube of toothpaste. Nothing else in my bathroom intrigues me more than what’s on its label, and I can stare at the tube every morning and every night and still find it amusing.

Here’s my shameless one-liner plug for Colgate Total: “PROFESSIONAL CLEAN contains a DENTIST-LIKE ingredient for smooth and polished teeth!”